Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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