Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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