i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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