awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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