She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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