Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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