well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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