I hate all girls vehemently.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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