white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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