i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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