Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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