'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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