After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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