Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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