I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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