The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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