wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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