Having a random hookup so left but love u
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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