It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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