tell your sister to shave her snatch
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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