His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize