Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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