Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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