After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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