whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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