she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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