How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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