Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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