Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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