Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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