we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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