is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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