Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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