my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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