Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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