i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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