i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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