What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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