Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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