I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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