I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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