Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Every concussion has its silver lining
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
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Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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