So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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