How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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