physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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