She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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