these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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