Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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