You just made me feel so damn special
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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