You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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